Fart Recognition Software?

Sorry, this is all I can handle posting this week...

We have facial recognition software, so I wonder if they'll be using that to identify the culprit:

Tom Cruise furious with gassy crew member

Tom Cruise was left furious after a crew member on his latest film set passed wind during a minute's silence.

The Hollywood actor - who is currently shooting World War II drama Valkyrie in Berlin - had paused filming to honor the anti-Nazi heroes portrayed in the movie when one employee decided to use the tribute to break wind.

"Quite rightly, Tom is furious. We were filming at the Bendler Block in Germany where the anti-Nazis were executed."

The silence was filmed and now Cruise and the producers will go through the footage to identify the culprit, who is likely to be fired.

Actual news. Not a parody.

I'm sure it'll go to trial and we can add him to the list of those celebrities who meet the swift and assured justice of California juries...Phil Spector, OJ, Lindsey Lohan, Robert Blake, Paris Hilton...

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